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Total Records: 77 - Group: BBB / Category: GOODS / Subcategory: OFFICE PRODUCTS

#	Record Name	Source	Category	Subcategory
1	2019 Most Beautiful Bass Calendar	FOREVER 2018 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	2019 Most Beautiful Bass Calendar Calendar Oscar gets for free.
2	ACME Extra Sticky Glue	WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 1988 Film	Goods	Office Products
	ACME Extra Sticky Glue Cans visible in the ACME warehouse. Valiant uses a can during his fight with Judge Doom, trapping him under a steamroller, which is how he finds out the judge is actually a toon.
3	Alan Thicke's World of Ants	ALF 1986 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Alan Thicke's World of Ants Calendar Willie and Lynn give to ALF during his ant farm phase.
4	Bart Simpson Calendar	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Bart Simpson Calendar Bart Simpson-themed merchandise that KrustCo Enterprises sells when Barts gets famous, known as "The I Didn't Do It Boy".
5	Bart Simpson Notebook	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Bart Simpson Notebook Bart Simpson-themed merchandise that KrustCo Enterprises sells when Barts gets famous, known as "The I Didn't Do It Boy".
6	Beststuf Instant Glue	GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Beststuf Instant Glue Glue tube sitting on the desk when Gizmo makes his paperclip weapon.
7	Big Pad	RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Big Pad Brand name for one of the big pads of paper in the pile of art supplies for Morty and Jerry's model of the solar system science fair project.
8	Boneshredder 2000	KENAN AND KEL 1996 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Boneshredder 2000
9	Cat-tastrophies Calendar	COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Cat-tastrophies Calendar At the study group Christmas party, Britta is gifted a "Cat-tastrophies" calendar.
10	Colonel Gumm's Super Instant Glue Gone	BATMAN 1966 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Colonel Gumm's Super Instant Glue Gone
11	Connie Chung Calendar	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Connie Chung Calendar Marge's sisters remind her that Homer's birthday gifts are usually for him, not her, like the calendar he bought her.
12	Crazy Bond	AMERICAN PIE 2 2001 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Crazy Bond Jim mistakes crazy glue for lube and ends up in the hospital.
13	Derek Zoolander Calendar	ZOOLANDER 2001 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Derek Zoolander Calendar Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome.
14	Dharma Initiative Theatrical Glue	LOST 2004 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Dharma Initiative Theatrical Glue Product that Kate finds in the Dharma station The Staff.
15	Digg's Co. Ink	SAUSAGE PARTY 2016 Animated Film	Goods	Office Products
	Digg's Co. Ink Generic ink product sold at Shopwell's, from Firewater's flashback tale.
16	Draw Stuff	RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Draw Stuff Brand name for one of the big pads of paper in the pile of art supplies for Morty and Jerry's model of the solar system science fair project.
17	Duff Calendar	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Duff Calendar The winner of the Beer-tender of the Year Contest at the Duff Days beer festival gets immortalized on the new Duff calendar.
18	Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper	THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper Primary product sold by Dunder Mifflin, eventually manufactured for real, licensed by Comcast and produced and sold by Quill.com, a wholly owned subsidiary of Staples.
19	Flylon Spray Paint	BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Flylon Spray Paint Spray paint product. Parody of Krylon.
20	Galaxy Glue	THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Galaxy Glue Glue product handled by Vance's advertising company. "Galaxy Glue sticks by you".
21	George Foreman Mail Sorter	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	George Foreman Mail Sorter Homer's mail sorter.
22	Girls of Bayside High Swimsuit Calendar	SAVED BY THE BELL 1989 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Girls of Bayside High Swimsuit Calendar Kelly was Miss November, Jesse was Miss July and Lisa was Miss October.
23	Gleww	MONSTERS UNIVERSITY 2013 Animated Film	Goods	Office Products
	Gleww Monster version of glue.
24	Globe Wax	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Globe Wax Wax product made specifically for globes that Bart uses to clean Mrs. Krabappel's classroom globe during detention.
25	Glue	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Glue Generic adhesive Homer and Bart use to prank former president George Bush with a rainbow clown wig.
26	Glue Stick	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Glue Stick Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save that Milhouse uses in place of hair gel to impress Lisa.
27	Gluzit	POKER FACE 2023 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Gluzit Super glue that Marge gives Charlie.
28	Haunted Typewriter	RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Haunted Typewriter Item sold at Needful Things that generates best selling murder mysteries and then makes those murders happen in real life.
29	Heatherton C815 Copy Center	LOST 2004 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Heatherton C815 Copy Center When Liam doesn't return to the band, Charlie takes a job selling copy machines. The Heatherton C815 Copy Center's leading scan offerings combine the benefits of document capture with instant delivery anywhere, anytime.
30	Highland Epoxy	UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE 1998 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Highland Epoxy NEW! Highland Epoxy is the super-gripper, quick-action stick-fast for all your workingman's adhesion needs!
31	Highlight Marker	THE LEGO MOVIE 2014 Animated Film	Goods	Office Products
	Highlight Marker Generic highlighter pen.
32	The Hotties of the Paleontology Departme...	FRIENDS 1994 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	The Hotties of the Paleontology Department Calendar from joke Chandler makes about a comment one of Ross's students made on his evaluation.
33	Hula Housepaints	COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Hula Housepaints Pierce spills Hula brand paint, and hallucinates hula dancers when the paint fumes affect him.
34	Jordan Chase Home Office Accessories	DEXTER 2006 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Jordan Chase Home Office Accessories Jordan Chase branded office products available for purchase at the The Jordan Chase Experience Seminar.
35	Kitten Kalendar	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Kitten Kalendar The Simpsons visit Springfield Mall to return the gifts Bart got them - Kitten Kalendars.
36	Klondike Paper	G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO 1982 Comic Books	Goods	Office Products
	Klondike Paper The Joes manage to snap a photo of proof that Cobra is building Terror Dromes in Benzheen - on Klondike paper.
37	Kronk	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Kronk Clever pencil holder sold at the Swedish furniture store and IKEA parody SHOP.
38	Krusty the Clown Calendar	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Krusty the Clown Calendar Krusty themed merchandise in Bart's room.
39	Krusty's Legal Forms	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Krusty's Legal Forms The Canyonero guys offer Krusty a fully loaded Canyonero sports utility vehicle if he signs an endorsement contract.
40	Label Baby Junior	SEINFELD 1989 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Label Baby Junior Label maker model that Elaine gives dentist Tim Whatley, and Tim re-gifts to Jerry.
41	Memo Minder	RISKY BUSINESS 1983 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Memo Minder Future Enterprisers was the young businessmen's group that Joel belonged to. He was required to come up with a product and market it. He came up with the Memo Minder.
42	Mighty Stick Glue	THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Mighty Stick Glue The director of the Blaster Beer commercial campaign won a Clio award directing a Mighty Stick Glue spot.
43	Oscar Meyer Periodic Table	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Oscar Meyer Periodic Table Springfield Elementary uses promotional teaching aides featuring the element bolgnium.
44	Paddy's Nudie Pen	IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Paddy's Nudie Pen Paddy's Pub merchandise, a nudie pen with Dennis' face taped over the face.
45	Pantera 5150	THE SHIELD 2002 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Pantera 5150 Copier brand that Vic mentions, while pretending to be a copier salesman.
46	Paper Clips	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Paper Clips Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save.
47	Papyr	THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Papyr Paper for women. Stanley's idea for a new Dunder Mifflin product. "It's pink, scented, and silky soft. Now you can watch the game and she can write a letter to her sister."
48	Pneumatiluxe Control Center	HARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW 2000 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Pneumatiluxe Control Center An air tube system.
49	Popli	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Popli Clever pencil holder sold at the Swedish furniture store and IKEA parody SHOP.
50	Poster Paint	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Poster Paint Lisa pranks Homer and Bart, covering them with painted oats, tricking them into thinking they have leprosy to teach them a lesson.
51	Propane Calendar 1997	KING OF THE HILL 1997 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Propane Calendar 1997 Calendar on Hank's wall.
52	Renewal Scroll Inscription Pen	STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Renewal Scroll Inscription Pen Quark sells genuine platinum-plated Renewal Scroll inscription pens at the Bajoran Gratitude Festival, blessed by Vedek Redab himself, shortly before he passed away. Each pen is engraved with the words, "Deep Space Nine's Third Annual Gratitude Festival", today's date, and a lovely portrait of the station by Ermat Zimm.
53	Rolamech 1000	SEINFELD 1989 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Rolamech 1000 Mechanical pencil that Elaine orders for Mr. Pitt.
54	Rubber Bands	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Rubber Bands Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save.
55	Rubber Cement	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Rubber Cement Principal Skinner rubs generic rubber cement on Willy to represent the ravages of plague for his role in the Medieval festival.
56	Sabre Printer	DEXTER 2006 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Sabre Printer A Sabre printer from the Office is used at the Miami Metro Police Department.
57	The Sensitive Guys Calendar	NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	The Sensitive Guys Calendar Calendar Christine ordered that arrives in the mail.
58	Shoepolish of the Outhouse Typing Paper	SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Shoepolish of the Outhouse Typing Paper Office product.
59	Shred-o-matic	PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE 1990 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Shred-o-matic Shredder brand.
60	Shredder 2000	TRUTH 1999 Advertising	Goods	Office Products
	Shredder 2000
61	The Siskel & Ebert Calendar	THE CRITIC 1994 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	The Siskel & Ebert Calendar Calendar featuring Siskel & Ebert.
62	Speedy Glue	SNICKERS 1930 Advertising	Goods	Office Products
	Speedy Glue One of the commercials from the 'not going anywhere for a while' campaign.
63	Sticky Quips	THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Sticky Quips Post-it Note type product. New from Dunder Mifflin-Sabre.
64	Super Adhesive Industrial Glue	FAMILY GUY 1999 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Super Adhesive Industrial Glue Brian and Stewie get glued together.
65	Super Glue	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Super Glue Back on the Springfield University campus, Homer attempts to prank the dean, but is interrupted by fraternity guys playing a prank on him. "Last in grades, first in pranks"
66	Super Glue	THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2007 Animated Film	Goods	Office Products
	Super Glue Generic glue Homer uses to scale the dome over Springfield.
67	Swingline Red Stapler	OFFICE SPACE 1999 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Swingline Red Stapler Red was not an option at the time, but after the movie came out, Swingline produced a red stapler.
68	T-71	FRIENDS 1994 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	T-71 Copier machine that Chloe mentions: I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.
69	Testor's Airplane Glue	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Testor's Airplane Glue Abe Simpson: I'll take any test you want - eye test, Pap test, memory test, memory test, Vinnie Testaverde, Ferrari Testarossa, President's Physical Fitness Test, Sealtest Ice Cream, Testor's Airplane Glue...
70	Tourist Film	THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series	Goods	Office Products
	Tourist Film Film product sold at Kwik-E-Mart.
71	Twice the Life	JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY 1993 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Twice the Life Lightbulb brand.
72	Un-Glu Mineral Spirits	THE LEGO MOVIE 2014 Animated Film	Goods	Office Products
	Un-Glu Mineral Spirits Brand of Mineral Spirits that Finn and The Man Upstairs use as "the antidote for the Kragle".
73	Wacko Stick	FANTASTIC MR. FOX 2009 Animated Film	Goods	Office Products
	Wacko Stick Mr. Fox's master plan involves lacing blueberries with 10mg of high potency sleeping powder - enough to tranquilize a gorilla, sealing them back up using Waco Stick brand of glue, and tossing them into Boggis' farm to put his beagles to sleep.
74	Wallace Flowright	LAURA 1944 Film	Goods	Office Products
	Wallace Flowright Fountain pen.
75	Weyerhammer Paper Airstream Deluxe A4	THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	Weyerhammer Paper Airstream Deluxe A4 New product by Weyerhammer Paper. The Cadillac of paper.
76	X-50	FRIENDS 1994 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	X-50 Copier machine that Chloe mentions: I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.
77	X-5000	FRIENDS 1994 TV Series	Goods	Office Products
	X-5000 Copier machine that Chloe mentions: I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.

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